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Le Mans over the weekend and currently the Raptors parade
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Everyone’s questioning whether or not Jeremy Lin deserves a ring, but he did more for the Raptors than I did for the Warriors, which is sit on my fat ass and pray that Fred VanVleet’s arms would spontaneously combust or something.
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You prayed for arms and instead got a minor face injury. Maybe put some more work into it bud. Next year is your year.
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It’s hard taking time off from my Bay Area VC startup fund gig economy job to pray for stuff, y’know. I have to squeeze in time when I’m behind the wheel of my self-driving Tesla as I commute to my 40 sq. foot micro- apartment.